WWE Diva Kristal Marshall To Marry on TV

Kristal MarshallProfessional wrestler Kristal Marshall is scheduled to step into the ring at Philips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia on tonight (September 21, 2007) to receive a wedding ring from her fiance since June 22, 2007– SmackDown’s General Manager, Theodore Long. R&B group Jagged Edge will perform for the crowd before the bridesmaids, fellow wrestling stars Michelle McCool, Torrie Wilson and maid of honor Vickie Guerrero, enter the arena in sky blue, floor-length dresses ahead of the bride, who has chosen a traditional white wedding dress with a form-hugging bodice and a ballgown skirt for the occasion.

Will the bride and groom get hitched, or will there be a hitch to the ceremony? The world of wrestling is known for theatrical twists, and WWE fans will have to tune in to SmackDown on The CW Network to see if the wrestling diva gets to say “I do.”

***SPOILER WARNING – EVERYTHING BEYOND THIS LINE IS A SPOILER***

The wedding has started. Comedian Bruce Bruce is the Reverend. Vince McMahon, Arn Anderson and performers from all three brands are present as guests. Teddy dedicates “Let’s Get Married” by Jagged Edge to Kristal. Jillian Hall comes out and says that they were terrible and starts to sing. She is dragged off by several other Divas. They continue…but…

The Godfather, accompanied by several Hos, comes out and stops the ceremony. Godfather got all the male guests, including JBL, to leave with him to “ride the Ho Train”. Hornswoggle crawls under Kristal’s dress and is chased to the back by Jonathan Coachman and Vince McMahon. The crowd is chanting, “We want wrestling.”

Teddy and Kristal start to exchange vows. Long passes out while giving them and medics rush down. They carry Long out on a gurney.

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